BREAKING NEWS: Boy trapped in abnormally large origami structure. Stay tuned as it unfolds
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
How would someone tell Will.i.am that they were pregnant? Will.i.am pregnant or Will.i.am I am pregnant.
things that are enjoyable:
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower